I’m a guy – I wash my hair and my body in the same damn thing – soap – usually shampoo. I’ve been doing it for 45 fucking years and never experienced what I did today.
My kids often use my shower – and they both have foo-foo shampoos, and rinses and conditioners and other shit to get the rest of that shit out of their hair. Me? I grasp for a bottle on the shelf, and if it says anything remotely like “shampoo” then I’ll use it. Even some wild bright purple shit my ex used to buy.
This has worked very well for me for over four decades – I never had to worry about shampoo or soap – there are enough people in my house obsessed with that crap that I was covered.
No more! I will pay fucking attention from now on!
Look at the quote below from this product’s web site – the last sentence. No place there does it tell you that this “shampoo” also contains a cross between Ben-Gay and Battery acid. And I have no clue if the Ben-Gay/Battery Acid combination is good for you hair or not.
IT IS NOT GOOD FOR MANY OTHER PARTS OF THE ANATOMY!
It should be banned by the UN, immediately!
This shit is toxic!
On your scalp, it feels ok – in fact, it feels like fucking shampoo. But as you start soaping up other parts you quickly notice that it feels a little cold. Hah! THAT DOES NOT LAST LONG! The battery acid kicks in about 15 seconds later as your balls feel as if they are burning from the inside out. If you are also unfortunate enough to get a little of it on your anus then I think you will know what it feels like to be a 130 pound guy in a Federal Penitentiary – your ass will hurt!
Really – stay the hell away from this product! I am reporting it to the FDA, the FAA, the SPCA, the DMV, the FBI, the CIA, and the DA. Shit – I may even warn Al Quida about this shit! And any other three letter acronym (TLA) agencies I can find.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE – THIS SHIT COULD KILL A WEAKER MAN!
And if after reading this your wife suddenly starts buying this – be very, very afraid! She is no longer your friend!
And really, seriously – this shit feels like it is radioactive – you do NOT want it on “the boys”!
Pert, what the fuck? What are you thinking? Did you ever use this shit?!?!?!
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