Blonde Joke

My daughter (16) just told me this joke.  I’d never heard it, and it made me laugh (something I needed today!)

A blond is driving down the road and sees another blond out in a wheat field, in a boat.  The boat is on dry land, yet the blond-in-the-boat is rowing her ass off.

The blond-in-the-car pulls to the side of the road, fuming. 

She gets out and yells to the-blonde-in-the-boat, “You are so stupid.  You are a disgrace to blonds.  If I could swim I’d come out there and kick your ass!”

Yeah – I saw the punch line coming.  My laughter didn’t really come from the joke as much as it came from my daughter’s delivery.  She was animated and passionate about the joke – she wanted to make damn sure I enjoyed it.

I did ๐Ÿ™‚


  1. Dawnell – you are right on the Porsche part – I remember that now. As for the spelling of “blonde” or “blond” blame Micrososft Spellcheck. It approved of my spelling ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Dawnell says:

    NO! No! NO!!!! The blonde came back in five minutes and said … I am finished with the painting, but that wasn’t a Porsche, it was a Mercedes!

    What? Do you think blondes are stupid? At least I know how to spell blonde!

  3. Hah! Reminds me of a similar joke when a prostitute rings the doorbell and tells the guy, “i’ll do anything for $100”. He says, “Anything?”. She says yes, and he replies, “Good – paint my house”!

  4. Okay.

    I can’t resist.

    MY favorite ‘blond’ joke.

    A VERY RICH guy opens the door when someone rings the doorbell.
    There is this BLOND girl there, who smiles at him and tells him “Hi, I’m a painter, and I will paint anything for $100!”

    The guy thinks, “Wow, that’s a steal”, so he says, okay, deal! Paint my porch!

    The girl smiles and says ‘SURE! No problem”

    20 minutes later the doorbell rings.
    The guy opens the door, and there’s the blond.

    “READY” she says.

    The guys is VERY surprised, since he has a VERY large ‘wrap around’ porch! So he says: “You DID the WHOLE porch already?”

    And the blond, smiling, responded “Oh YEAH, did THAT in 5 minutes, so since you paid me so well, I painted the Mercedes as well”