My daughter (16) just told me this joke. I’d never heard it, and it made me laugh (something I needed today!)
A blond is driving down the road and sees another blond out in a wheat field, in a boat. The boat is on dry land, yet the blond-in-the-boat is rowing her ass off.
The blond-in-the-car pulls to the side of the road, fuming.
She gets out and yells to the-blonde-in-the-boat, “You are so stupid. You are a disgrace to blonds. If I could swim I’d come out there and kick your ass!”
Yeah – I saw the punch line coming. My laughter didn’t really come from the joke as much as it came from my daughter’s delivery. She was animated and passionate about the joke – she wanted to make damn sure I enjoyed it.
I did 🙂