I know – your answer is “NO”. But you are wrong.
I’ve had a pain in my back left jaw for 5-6 days. It caused headaches. It hurt. And today I went to the Dentist.
And yes, I am cutting a new tooth.
My Dentist has never seen anything like it, although he assures me has read about it.
So here I am – 46 years old (45, actually – I turn 46 on 07/07/07 (and YES – I do plan on being in a Casino that day)) and I am teething. Freaking cutting a tooth!
I would have my kids delivering ice cubes and ice cream to me if they were home. But they aren’t. They are teenagers, and they have their own agendas now.
So I sit here alone. Freaking teething!
But I have tequila – and since it and teething both start with “T”, I am combining them into a mashup. I am teething still – but it doesn’t hurt much right now.