Can you UN-Google yourself for a certain search?

To all of you freaks coming here looking for video of Steve Irwin dying, get the hell out – I don’t have it, and I don’t want it.

You want to see death?  I’ve seen my share – enough of it that I don’t understand why over 400 of you have come here looking for such a sick damn thing.

You should be ashamed – a man died, and he had two small children.  And you are wanting to “watch it”.

Go rent Gladiator or something – stay away from here.  Stay off my Internet.  Go do something creative, like breaking rocks.  You honestly turn my stomach.