OK, so I said last week I would get a crew cut. My long-time barber wouldn’t do it. I left with no haircut that day.
So here I am with hair too long. And shears I bought for my dog.
What to do, what to do.
I am very tempted to just shave my head myself – but my back has been tweaked today, and I have taken narcotics. So while I am buzzed enough to consider buzzing myself I am not buzzed enough right now to actually do it.
Maybe a couple shots of tequila?
No. Best to just sleep. I’ll wean my barber into shorter and shorter haircuts over the next few months.
But short is the new long, isn’t it?