I am 100% sober. Just Dutch.

From Jay Leno tonight.  Just a shout out to my friends from Holland.  I really never thought you were all drunk all the time.  But I knew you were all Dutch all the time!

Look for the clip on YouTube tomorrow (I’ll try to add it here).  It’s the part of the show when they are at some Octoberfest party in Boston (Octoberfest in Boston?  WTF?) asking the audience who is drunk and who isn’t – and doing on the spot breathalyzer tests.