Sorry – I should have included this with my previous post. I am completely qualified to run for President, and serve that office if elected.
I’ve run businesses before. I am a single parent of two teenagers. I know what having an empty checkbook means – but I don’t bounce checks. Neither will this country!
I’m a blogger. I was a blogger before I announced my intention to run (I think I am the ONLY candidate that blogged before announcing – therefore I am the only real Blogger’s Candidate!)
There are ~70 million bloggers. Probably 45 million in the US. I figure there are about 15 people that read blogs that don’t write blogs – and I think I get that entire vote – all 45 million and 15 of them. With that many votes, I can’t lose. (unless electronic voting machines are used, anyway)
I’m not a Republican or Democrat. That should be worth many millions of votes right there! I’ve voted both parties, but my first Presidential vote was cast for an Independent.
I don’t have any agenda – other than riding in the helicopter now and then. I won’t even take a paycheck. But I will eat all the free food for four years (and live in a free house!). But at least now you understand how I plan on screwing you – with everyone else, you just have to wait and see.
So, I’m honest. That would be a really good quality for a President, wouldn’t it? ** V O T E R O B 2 0 0 8 **