Heh. I may be totally wrong here, but I just love this too much to not call “Bullshit” on “V” for this one.
Server trips over kid, falls into a tray of glass ketchup bottles and requires 57 stitches.
Was her name Heinz, as well Val?
Unfortunately, the server did not land on her feet. Instead, she landed face first onto a tray of glass ketchup bottles. The absolute kicker to this entire story is the Mother actually got up and starting screaming at the server for ?scaring her son.? The poor server didn?t even argue. She just laid there in a pile of broken glass, ketchup, and blood.
On the upside, it was the only time in the history of my life where I witnessed a manger with balls enough to tell a customer to shut the fuck up. That, at least, was a beautiful thing.
I left the restaurant shortly after the ambulance took the server to the hospital, but I came back a few days later to inquire about her condition. Fifty seven stitches. Her face, her arms, and her hands were covered with gashes deep enough to require 57 stitches.