Ron White – "You can’t fix stupid"


A friend and I saw Ron White last night (it’s slow web site – I think he’s running it off a cellphone dial-up connection to a computer in his tour bus – AND it has an annoying damn pop-up).

We saw the show at the Majestic Theater in downtown San Antonio.  It is a beautiful theater and the recent restoration is fantastic.

Rob White is one of the stars of the “Blue Collar Comedy Tour” series of three DVDs.  I own them all, and they are some of the funniest things I have ever seen.  If you have never seen them, rent them.  All of them are good.

Ron White was by far my favorite of the four comics – this might have something to do with the fact he *always* has a glass of scotch in one hand, a smoke in the other, and a microphone… well, I don’t know how he holds the mic!

After the show my buddy, his wife, and I played Texas Hold’ em with my two kids.  It was my son’s 18th birthday, and suitably he won.  He was short-stacked for a while, so it was a very cool come back victory (oh – and I still owe him $5.00 for that!).

Anyway, yesterday was a good day.  Today has been a lot slower, but fun in different ways.  Kids are getting ready for school tomorrow.  First day.  My daughter is a Sophomore and my son is a Senior.  Shit – where has the time gone?