My kids were out front playing soccer with Yoshi – my six year old border collie. Yoshi loves to herd the soccer ball, and it’s great exercise for all of them.
But my son kicked the ball into the street and a car pulled over, grabbed the ball and took off.
What a lame-ass SOB! Some jackass stole my dog’s ball!
And Yoshi is depressed (really!). He knows his ball is gone. I wonder what he thinks of the sub-human that stole his ball?