Other bloggers were somewhat shocked to learn that Dave was really Batman, but Dave wasn’t – he suspected it for a long time!
Most of the rest of the world assumed Robert was Robin all along.
Hugh Macleod (who used to light all of Dave Winer’s cigarettes for him) realized that his career was over when Dave turned his back on his smoking brethren, and left Hugh out in the street to starve.
Hugh, rarely a shirker, decided to write Dave a note, but had only an old business card from some company Dave started a decade ago that everyone had forgotten about – and Hugh couldn’t actually write very well… so instead he drew Dave a note on the back of the business card.
The good news for Hugh was that Dave never got the message (and some argue he still hasn’t – well, not ANY of the messages actually). But Hugh found a new vocation – he became a wino – and his lifestyle really didn’t change!
This isn’t the end of the story, but I only get 2 cents for this, so I’ll write the other 2 cents worth another time!
So what do you think? Can I earn a penny or two for making fun of people? No? Damn.