Where Are the Baby Factories? On Livejournal, Of Course! · Violent Acres

OK, I’ll finish out my “Violent Acres Day” of posting with an attempt to write VA a new tag line. Here are my entries.

Abusing expectant mothers so you don’t have to.

Hating people you don’t want to hate so you can feel fucking comfortable in church on Sunday.

Thinking and drinking more than my share.

Somehow, seeing your life makes me enjoy mine more.

So happy to meet you.  Please die now.

I love people.  You aren’t people.

I care what you think.  Really.  Now go amuse yourself with that information.

I don’t link because I need to – I fucking link when I want to.  Loser!

Ok, I’m out of gas (and bad ideas).  But maybe one of them is bad enough.  I know you win something for getting your tag line chosen – I think it’s a link back.  Whatever it is, I like winning!

(Pick me, pick me!)

Heh.  Now back to your normally scheduled program – “V-free”.  For the rest of today, anyway!

“Yes, I have three children. Yes, all three children are under the age of 4, although the oldest will BE 4 in November. Yes, I’m pregnant again.

Yes, I was taking birth control. No, I’m sure I didn’t miss any days. Yes, I’m sure that these kids are mine, that I want them, and that I DO want kid #4 (who we’ve finally picked out a name for).

SO FUCK OFF, ASSHOLES…and stop treating me like shit JUST BECAUSE I WANT A LARGE FAMILY!”

Where Are the Baby Factories? On Livejournal, Of Course! · Violent Acres