You know you are a Redneck when…

t You buy your wife livestock for Christmas! 

If I would have bought my ex a pig as a Christmas gift I would have been divorced a lot sooner (dammit, why didn’t I think of that!?!?)

FRUITHURST, Ala. – The huge hog that became known as “Monster Pig” after being killed by an 11-year-old boy was raised on a farm where it had another name: Fred.

Phil Blissitt said he purchased the 6-week-old pig in December 2004 as a Christmas gift for his wife, Rhonda, and they sold it to the owner of Lost Creek Plantation after deciding to get rid of all the pigs at their farm.

?Monster Pig? was huge ? just not wild – Animal Peculiarity –


  1. What a disturbing story.
    I anyway don’t understand the ‘fun’ of killing otherwise perfectly fine and harmless animals.
    If you like to shoot things: get a few beer cans and telephone books and go to a shooting range.
    If you like being out in the field, stalking animials, getting within ‘shooting’ range of them .. take their picture.
    Oh you only shoot the weak, sick and old? Maybe I should shoot you the next time you have the flu or are over 65 then?
    And what is this ‘killing for fun’ (of farm animals no less) teaching this 11-year old?
    Bah! Disgusting.